Roy sighed and stretched. "Basically it comes down to what my father used to say: ' Men think women are crazy and women think men are children'"
"Yeah," said Dinah, "there are a bunch of sayings like that. What about, 'Men hate women for what they do and women hate men for what they are.'"
Lindsay leaned in to Dinah. "Or, 'Women don't feel what they know and men don't know what they feel--'"
Roy leaned in to Lindsay, interrupting. "Can I go back to something you said earlier?"
"Sure," she said doubtfully.
"I was just wondering what kind of machines give multiple orgasms. Vibrators, right?"
"Yeah," said Dinah, "there are a bunch of sayings like that. What about, 'Men hate women for what they do and women hate men for what they are.'"
Lindsay leaned in to Dinah. "Or, 'Women don't feel what they know and men don't know what they feel--'"
Roy leaned in to Lindsay, interrupting. "Can I go back to something you said earlier?"
"Sure," she said doubtfully.
"I was just wondering what kind of machines give multiple orgasms. Vibrators, right?"
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'I wouldn't let you fall,' he says simply.
I look up, startled by the pure romance in his words. Then I realise he just means he won't be encouraging me to do any high-risk stuntwork today. Relief all round. I turn away and squint into the sun. 'I wouldn't let you fall.' Hmm, I guess there are just some things you wait your whole life to hear and that's one of them. It promises both gentleness and protection.
Often found on deodorant bottles, rarely in men.
First line and last line of the post - I like. Really like.
ReplyDeleteQ:"I was just wondering what kind of machines give multiple orgasms. Vibrators, right?"
ReplyDeleteA:I'm not too sure,but I can assure you a roller coaster ride definitely can!Care for one aboard Apollo 11?
@merin:
ReplyDeleteQ:What's up?
A:Not quite an answer,but Hey!have you seen this yet?
Roger Federer:The latest youtube sensation.(3,056,874 views as of 3:39 pm IST 20-08-10)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTl3U6aSd2w
Courtesy:Gillette Video's U.K
No prizes for guessing,but the swiss master has got it all! Game,set and match.
Looks like we've got a connect.
ReplyDelete+40 for the first call,one guess per set.
Go for it fellas,no negs on this one.
Are you sure you're gonna get it?
You know what? Let's get cracking.
Okay,but wait a millisecond,who's soda's daddy?
How the hell should I know?
Dude,what's your problem?
Nothing.We don't have all day.
Okay,Okay,We've got a theme!!!
What is it??
RSMA R Ravi S for Sudarshan M for the ancestral phylogenetic dendrogrammatic clado-statistically validated linkage Map A for Aji or Ajax Amsterdam..or somewhere nearby..what say?
That's it.We've got a grand theme!!!Holy Cow! can you believe it?
Many thanks to the admin office and the RTI act.
Dude,looks like we've gotta situation here.
What now?
Do you have any idea what pjux is?
An egyptian bird,maybe?
No,but don't you think that pjux is a microprocessor command or something?
C'mon don't be foolish,even kasab knows that it's a twitter handle.
Oh Yeah! but I was close with the bird thing.
Wait a nano second,you know what pjux actually is don't you?
Last call for theme.No more gibberish.We're closing it.
What?
pjux=puzzledjuxtaposition!!!
What kinda position is that?
Buy one of those celebrity fitness DVD's,you might know.
Dude,that's not a part of theme.But hey,who cares?S.aji might,you never know.That's it.I'm leaving.
Wow! We've got another theme!!Hooray!
The END.Theme closed.
Men might be from mars and women from venus.And venus might hate mars.But when you're in outer space or rather stranded in a zero gravity-no escalator to escape kinda scenario, all that doesn't matter.Coz,you've got none to hate for and there's very little to ponder about. All this makes me wonder,Does earth really deserve to be called a paradise?
But,hang on a second.I can leave paradise out of it right?
Merci, Monsieur Warburton.
Au Revoir.
Weblink:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.deccanheraldepaper.com//svww_showarticle.php?art=20100830aD005100004
1)Time for an interesting SoDa moment:
ReplyDelete1.2)How trivial can this get?
1)Can you dig this outta the web?
1.2)What are you upto now? I've got enough of
your rocket science already!
1)Here's the answer folks..Hold your holy
breath...
1)The Soda Bar (rediscovered) in Brooklyn N.Y.C
1.2)You've gotta be kiddin me!
1)Nope,Here's the proof;your honour.A review
by N.Y city's Jhonny C validated by Gmaps.
"What I like about Soda is it doesn't do too much to be a good bar. They have great food (the burgers are awesome. and so are the onion rings!) plenty of room for people who want to eat, who want to sit at the bar, or who want to go and relax on a sofa in the other room. There's also an OK sized patio in the back that closes fairly early.
They always have decent beers on tap, the bartenders are pretty friendly, even though the waitress service can tend to be a bit slow.
In the end, it was the first bar and one of the only good bars around here that I went to once I moved here. I'm glad it's still there and people continue to go there".
Worth a visit?
629 Vanderbilt Avenue, Prospect heights,Brooklyn, NY 11238-3805 U.S.A
(718) 230-8393
Soda Bar,NYC
Went crazy readin about RSMA..Hilarious!Seriously,this person has the potential for striking a pulitzer let alone a booker (Mr.Buffet are you listening?)
ReplyDeleteInitially thought that it was an algorithm to compute energy system of discrete particles such as hadrons in a time-variable collision system referred in the hadron collider set up to delve into the origin of the universe by the CERN.Let me not complicate more,but one could say that venus and mars (labeled venus-mars) definitely would not co-exist in a astrophysical scenario with obvious space factorial constraints.Perhaps one should inspect Mantri Sq. not Mantri mall(Ref. Sushil Mantri of Mantri Developers,who considers it offensive in refferal to the above-Perhaps in justification of it being the largest mall (!)in asia and sq. being an ego-istic pleasure seeking way of taking potshots at his rival developer of the The Prestige forum mall)(Mr.Mantri-take no offence,buddy..after all,it's not in NY times sq. right?) to be absolutely certain about not being a rocket scientist or a discrete particle physicist to know about rocket science or particle physics.C'mon,don't be dreamy now..princesse bonne nuit..vous voyez de l'autre côté de la planète!
The Symbiosis Law School emerged champions in the final of the Sweden India Nobel Memorial Quiz held at at Indian Institute of Technology - Delhi on 23-10-10.
ReplyDeleteThe other finalists were the qualifiers from the New Delhi, Bangalore and Mumbai rounds. The winners, George Mathew, Sachin Ravi and Raghav Chakravarthy, can avail themselves of an all-expenses-paid trip to Sweden.
The inter-collegiate quiz competition is organised every year as part of the Sweden-India Nobel Memorial Week, which celebrates the spirit of the Swedish innovator, entrepreneur and philanthropist Alfred Nobel through the encouragement of knowledge, innovation and creativity. The Nobel Memorial Quiz also attempts to introduce students to Sweden and Swedish companies, well-known for their technological prowess and innovations.